56 - The Duke of Kump
Kump
Ray Kump
4.8 • 548 Ratings
🗓️ 17 November 2020
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
Ray imagines his digital Thanksgiving, and thinks nostalgically about an old salesman.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, welcome to Kump. |
| 0:20.3 | Coming to you late. |
| 0:23.5 | For my... |
| 0:25.4 | Unavoidable. |
| 0:27.6 | Still have this... |
| 0:28.6 | Mouthing going on. |
| 0:30.5 | I went to the dentist. |
| 0:31.7 | It was... |
| 0:33.6 | You know, every time I'm trying to get ahead. |
| 0:36.7 | I think I'm going to break free of this uh the shackles of |
| 0:40.4 | uh the workers the workers plate his tongue is my tongue is normally just sticking into |
| 0:48.0 | you know my teeth and just making noises mumbling but now it's you know i get a sore on my tongue it's fine um it keeps |
| 0:57.9 | blowing up it's in addition to the i got this gap toot because i had to get a tooth pulled last week um |
| 1:05.1 | look it's all going to work out you're going to see me in a year i'm going to be covered in teeth |
| 1:10.3 | i'm going to be covered in teeth. |
| 1:13.1 | I'm going to be just, you know, wearing teeth. |
| 1:16.7 | It's necklaces. I'm buying alligator's teeth and just shoving them in my throat. |
| 1:21.8 | It's a whole new world. That's mean, you know, you have people want to be robots. |
| 1:29.8 | People want to merge with computers. I'm going to merge with an alligator and maybe a slot, like a tree slot. |
| 1:35.4 | Someone can pick me up on the side of the road, throw me in a garbage can, |
| 1:39.3 | whatever. It was a famous video of a tree slot. I like it. |
| 1:42.5 | Go just look up a tree slot on road. |
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