Hello and welcome to Kump.

If you're a 10-year-old kid who works at the bodega around the corner from me, you better

stop hitting on my girlfriend.

That's what I'm going to say.

You know, I don't know why you think you can just, you know, I'm nothing to worry about.

Stop it.

You better stop it. And, you know know i'm not worried she's going to leave me for a 10 year old it's just but let's just stop you know

it's it's a lack of respect uh welcome to the show. Happy holiday season.

The last time I talked to you was on the main feed was Thanksgiving.

So, you know, we had a lovely turkey.

And, you know, now it's the Christmas season.

It's the festive time of year.

It's the holiday cheer. You make the cookies.

You make the trees. You get yourself psyched up for the winter solstice and you know,

and you sacrifice something to the to the to rah the sun god i don't know it's

fun it's it's enjoyable um you know you're you're gonna see for i'm gonna see my who gives

a shit it's not about that they can send you get christmas is about getting things you know thanksgiving people seem

to go home when you know a lot more that's the thing you go you don't go home for christmas

you watch basketball we're gonna have basketball it's gonna be great uh we're gonna have

fucking you know eggnog put some bourbon in it.

You know, stop.

Oh, I'm not going to see, uh, you know, my, uh, my, my aunt, you know, vomit, uh, sausage stuffing all over the vodka in their stomach.

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