#563 - Choking Is Embarassing

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 14.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2026

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Ill pretend to not choke until its an actual problem! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	get the new fix and fall tariff from British gas where prices can only slide down.
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0:25.7	Price review based on the off-gen price cap after 12 months.
0:27.8	See BritishGas.com.uk.
0:28.9	U.K. slash verify for more.
0:30.1	Welcome back to the basement.
0:33.9	Hello.
0:34.8	Hello.
0:36.6	Welcome back to the basement yard. How's it going, Frank?
0:39.7	Very nice. I like that a lot.
0:41.2	Ant's not here today. He's not here. He's with us in spirit.
0:44.4	This is what he left.
0:47.8	Don't make him suck your wiener, okay?
0:50.7	Don't make him suck your winner.
0:52.7	He's on vacation. He's on vacation. He he's in aruba he's having a good time
0:56.2	oh maybe i mean he did post yesterday because the picky boys uh i don't know if it's going on when this
1:02.0	comes out they're fucking mario cart sub-aithon yeah and he's like training brother you're in aruba
1:08.4	yeah just go outside let Let the sun hit you.
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