#562 - Should We Call The Doctor?

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 14.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2026

⏱️ 78 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome back to the basement.
0:02.0	Welcome back to the basement yard.
0:08.0	Yep, it's us. We're here.
0:10.0	You want to show me your bug bites again?
0:12.0	Ooh.
0:13.0	What happened to you?
0:16.0	I got attacked by buggies.
0:18.0	Like just sitting outside?
0:20.0	As Ruby and Maeve call them skebitos. Skibitos. Skibitos got me. Like, just sitting outside? As Ruby and Maeve called them Skibitos.
0:22.3	Skibitos.
0:23.1	Skibitos got me.
0:24.4	Yeah, dude,
0:24.8	they fucking,
0:37.1	they took my shit and they pounded it out. There's other ways to say that. I'm sure. I'm sure there's other ways to say that. Yeah, but that's all right. They're actually not itchy. they're at that point where they're just kind of like annoying yeah you know they're like They're like raised, though. I like to smack them too. Oh, I love smacking a mosquito bite. Do it. I don't like, I really get to unload on myself. Spank it. Spank it. Yeah. That's crazy. If you got something stuck in your ass, how long would it take you to go to the hospital?
0:56.0	Hello, welcome to the show.
0:58.0	Yeah, thanks for stopping by.
1:00.0	We're talking about scabitos.
1:02.0	You just went full in.
1:03.0	What was the question?
1:04.0	No work.
1:05.0	If you got something stuck in your butt, how long would it take you to go to the hospital?
1:09.0	First... Let me just say this.
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