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The Basement Yard

#564 - The Funniest Things We've Done For Attention!

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.914.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2026

⏱️ 81 minutes

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0:00.0

The Meal Deal Plus at McDonald's.

0:01.5

Bag yourself a mayo chicken or cheese burger with medium fries,

0:04.5

a selected drink and one of five bonus sides,

0:06.7

like four McNuggets or a mini McFlurry, all for 5.59.

0:10.4

Now that's savor satisfaction.

0:12.5

From 11 AM, not on delivery.

0:15.3

Includes a selected saver menu burger, medium fries,

0:17.2

selected drink and a selected bonus side.

0:18.8

Price and participation may vary.

0:20.1

Welcome back to the basement.

0:26.5

Welcome back to the basement yard.

0:29.1

Will I can stay awake in your sweet surrender?

0:37.5

Hello to you as well.

0:39.2

Ant?

0:39.8

Hello.

0:40.5

I've got a headache, a little bit of one.

0:42.5

So I'm trying to...

0:43.1

Is it a hot headache?

0:43.9

Because it's one million fucking degrees in here.

0:45.5

It's a hot headache.

0:46.7

Yeah.

0:47.3

Hat, white hat might have been a mistake.

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