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55 - The Kump Hundred Days

Kump

Ray Kump

Comedy

4.8548 Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2020

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Ray brainstorms ways to ease the transfer of power, and breaks the silence on Jimmy Carter's Sawzall antics. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to Kump.

0:20.0

We have a new president-elect.

0:23.9

Congratulations to Dr. Joe Biden, the sleepiest, whatever.

0:34.8

You didn't go after him hard.

0:36.7

You have to admit,

0:38.5

you know,

0:54.1

the Sleepy Joe was like the worst, as he said, right? We have to hunt her more. I don't know. Uh, maybe that was a mistake. I would have brought up corn pop. I would use that against them. I would say, like, show me, show me a picture of cornpop. Um, I know it's a hacked thing I'm like you know

0:54.8

you watch that when it happened

0:57.9

you watch that you you

0:55.9

watch that when it happened and you got how is that i'm thinking now it just occurred to me

1:01.3

how does that not come back to buy them were there maybe there were ads maybe there were corn

1:05.9

pop ads playing in the swing states i'm in new york so i don't see this i wouldn't see ads anyway i guess

1:11.8

but uh definitely not swing ads real biting ads uh they don't waste their money here

1:18.8

um people were celebrating yesterday it was very uh jubilant i guess you heard uh yelling i thought there was like a soccer match or someone was being lit on fire.

1:33.1

But apparently it was, you know, I looked in, oh, because I've been keeping tabs on it.

1:39.7

People were freaking out all week.

1:43.8

Oh, this is why Bernie should do this and that and honestly i'm not

1:48.0

some expert i look at the fucking the charts i'm like you know the next morning biden's ahead where he's like

1:54.0

point one percent like you know divided and then we knew the mail the mail in ballots are going to go

1:59.5

his way so i'm just saying like

2:01.9

you know it was it wasn't that people just like to whine and bitch um so congratulations or

2:10.3

you know if you don't like but i mean who likes by does anyone like biden that's i mean look

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