56: God's Club

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Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2016

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of God's Club, the story of Stephen Baldwin trying desperately to open his eyes up all the way. Set amid the backdrop of a churchless town in Vermont, a faithful science teacher tries to overcome the death of his wife, his lack of acting talent, and a couple of atheist mean girls with murder on their mind.

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0:00.0	Everyone sends Christmas cards covered in Robbins.
0:03.0	You send Christmas cards covered in your brother Robin's face.
0:07.0	Yeah, that photo.
0:09.0	The time we got sung on the nose by a wasp and look like Rudolph.
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0:30.0	And this is where she goes, mom always used to go to the Bible and I wanted her so badly.
0:38.4	She brings over the Bible and they do the like random flip, find exactly the right phrase thing from Christian movies.
0:44.0	But I wanted her to open it and for it to be cut out and there was just a giant black dildo in there.
0:49.0	They both just stare at it for a minute while Stephen's like oh that's why
0:55.4	I thought she buzzed when she read
0:58.8	That makes sense now. That makes sense. That makes sense.
1:07.0	God awful movies. Who be? Who be? Who be?
1:14.0	Welcome back to the game
1:20.0	Welcome back to the gamcast,
1:21.0	where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because now that's all Netflix will show me
1:26.0	I'm your host no illusions and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath and right heath welcome back
1:31.2	Thank you sir and sitting 81 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli
1:35.8	Bosnick. Eli, how are you this fine afternoon, sir?
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