57: The Unexpected Bar Mitzvah

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4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2016

⏱️ 118 minutes

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This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath join up with a mysterious friend for an atheist review of The Unexpected Bar Mitzvah, a movie about a young Christian boy in South Dakota and his relentless efforts to cure his Jewish neighbors of their Judaism. Seriously. That's what it's about.

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0:00.0	And then he has this amazing moment where he's like, we're not trying to take anything away.
0:07.6	Yeah, right. We're just trying to cure, no, not cure.
0:11.6	Fix. We're not trying to take anything away from you. We're just trying to take the Jews away from us
0:17.0	Yeah, it's totally different, Micah. I want to say perch
0:23.0	ex-terment no
0:27.0	solution okay it's a solution of
0:29.0	but like it's the last it's the last solution we're going to have.
0:37.0	God awful movies. movie. Welcome back to the gamcast where each week we sample another selection from Christian
0:53.8	cinema because somehow we mistook that for a good idea. I'm your host No Illusions and sitting to my
0:58.6	immediate left is my good friend Heath and Wright. Heath welcome back.
1:01.6	Glad to be here.
1:03.0	Ze Kyle.
1:04.0	Ze Kyle's all around.
1:06.0	It's just going to go down-built
1:08.0	from a slightly offensive.
1:10.0	Little bit.
1:11.0	And of course sitting 81 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick
1:14.2	Eli how are you this fine afternoon sir?
1:16.2	Kriki Pa sorry sorry it's just getting into character I also watch this movie
1:21.5	pretty accurate.
1:24.0	Yeah, yeah told.
1:25.0	And also sitting approximately 81 miles to my right is another friend who shall remain
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