55: The Masked Saint
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4.8 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 6 September 2016
⏱️ 113 minutes
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Summary
In this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of The Masked Saint, the story of Nacho Libre, except for realsies. This convoluted and uncomfortable hybrid combines elements of wrestling movies, superhero flicks, and Christian cinema to form a confused mess of stupidity. That we watched. On purpose.
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| 0:00.0 | And this is the most amazing line. She says, what wrestling audiences really want is someone they can have faith in. |
| 0:10.0 | I'm like, no. Wrestling fans want a homo erotic release that still seems manly. |
| 0:15.5 | Yeah, I've been to wrestling matches and what people at wrestling matches want is a dentist. |
| 0:21.6 | They do not want someone to have faith in, okay? They were giving |
| 0:26.8 | away promotional wife beaters. Don't tell me about seeing them. Have faith in something. And that's a stick. That's a kind of stick, by the way, to wrestling people. |
| 0:36.0 | God Awful Movies. movie. Welcome back to the gamcast where each week we sample another selection from |
| 0:54.0 | Christian cinema because there are only so many doors you can slam your dick in. |
| 0:57.3 | I'm your host no illusions and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend |
| 1:00.9 | Heath and right heath welcome back thank you very |
| 1:03.8 | excited wrestling movie wrestling movie and sitting 81 miles to my right once again is |
| 1:08.7 | my bad friend Eli Bosnick Eli it's so good to have you back in the hot seat there. |
| 1:14.3 | Oh, it's good to be back, don't you know. |
| 1:18.1 | This is a great half-hardy part. |
| 1:20.4 | We do sound like that. |
| 1:21.5 | This is what I'm doing the entire show in this voice |
| 1:26.1 | It'd be fun for about 44 seconds and then you'll get the most complaints |
| 1:31.8 | It turned into a pirate room. |
| 1:34.0 | I was waiting for it to turn Australia in there. |
| 1:37.0 | So, uh, so how was the honeymoon bro? |
| 1:40.0 | It was good. I don't know why everyone talks about like sex being such a big deal I had it for the first time and |
| 1:46.8 | Anna watched |
| 1:50.2 | By the way everyone owes me money. I can catch a sheep. |
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