#56: Confounded Confederates
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 6 September 2013
⏱️ 16 minutes
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Summary
2- Confounded Confederates
3- Missouri out to shoot constitution
4- Pro football is back, in college
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden, and I want to welcome you to episode 56 of my podcast. |
| 0:22.8 | Who's paying attention? |
| 0:24.7 | Okay, I'm going to get right into it this week. |
| 0:27.8 | Syria. |
| 0:28.7 | What the hell is going on? |
| 0:31.9 | I listened to Barack Obama's speech this past Saturday and it scared me how much it sounded like George Bush right before we went into Iraq. |
| 0:43.8 | The thing with weapons that we haven't seen. |
| 0:48.2 | And I'm not denying it was use of chemical weapons. |
| 0:50.5 | I think we do have evidence from the UN. |
| 0:53.0 | But still, the same talk and how it's going to be a short |
| 0:57.6 | military action. It's not going to be a war. We're not going to get dragged in. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. |
| 1:04.6 | This scared me, I'm telling you. I'm afraid that one day we're going to see Barack Obama sitting on an aircraft |
| 1:13.2 | carrier with a banner behind him saying mission accomplished. Listen, I'm not buying this at all, okay? |
| 1:20.4 | They're talking about an international court, international justice, et cetera. No, if it truly was international justice, wouldn't |
| 1:30.1 | George Bush and Dick Cheney have to appear in front of some court for starting the Iraq war, |
| 1:34.9 | which has been proven to be a completely illegal and poorly planned and destructive debacle? |
| 1:43.1 | Not to mention the fact, did we not learn any lessons from |
| 1:45.8 | Iraq that when you just bomb a Middle Eastern country that what's going to happen, some civilians |
| 1:54.0 | are going to get killed, there's going to be resentment, and it strengthens terrorist |
| 1:58.2 | organizations like al-Qaeda and so on. |
| 2:01.3 | I'm not saying there shouldn't be some punishment or something done about these chemical weapons in Syria, |
| 2:06.5 | but don't we have secret forces that can go in and destroy the weapons? |
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