Here we are.

We're on.

We're recording.

Welcome to No News is Good News, the new semi-weekly here and now.

We don't even know how often we're going to do this show.

Every other Tuesday.

When Harold's available, we got a news thing going, we're going to have a ball.

Hi, I'm Alonzo Bowden. To my left, it's a beautiful Jackie Fabulous.

Here we have Harold Rosen, civilian, Charity Oaks.

Military.

And Mal Hall.

This is our panel.

We're going to run through some news stuff.

We are going to have a ball.

When I call Harold a civilian, it's because he is not a professional comedian.

No.

He actually does honest work for a living.

However, he is a very intelligent man who will chime in on topics.

All right. We do have topics for the show. First of all, we're not covering any international news, all right? Because we're Americans here. Hots has recently become one. But anyway, Americans don't care about international news listen

Syria is going to go to war they're going to all kill each other and we'll

pretend we care and Egypt we only talk about that every other year and Israel

will bring that up to the next presidential election because that's the only

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