#57: Miss Kansas Has Ink
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 17 September 2013
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Summary
2- This week I’m going with stupid and sports
3- Zimmerman at it again altercation with wife and father in law IPad smashed Zimmerman hitting head again he’s always hit in head and of course no charges filed. He’s neighborhood watch captain its time to move out of neighborhood
4- Iowa says its ok for blind people to carry guns in public, my question, why is it not ok for blind people to drive to range or on the hunting trip Oh I forgot, there’s an eye test for drivers license but not for gun ownership
5- Oklahoma state players I didn’t go to study I went to play football. Sports Illustrated reports that tutors did work for athletes (yawn) nothing new Dez Bryant cheated in college, really, the player that set a new NFL low for being arrested for domestic violence against his MOTHER didn’t go to class, I’ll be damned Les Miles the former coach and T Boone Pickens the billionaire of course deny allegations you can see where the players would be lying, not the coach that went to an even bigger job or the billionaire who built stadium
6- Johnny Manziel 3 touchdowns after his half game suspension 464 yards against Alabama, I guess his autograph is worth something. The ultimate hypocrisy CBS has Johnny cam to follow just him on field but, he shouldn’t get paid…
7- Von Miller suspended for driving without license while on suspension for substance abuse c’mon Von, hit somebody and score the triple
8- What did you do last night Floyd Mayweather made 41 million dollars? Stay in school kids
9- Coach K madly in love with Beyoncé Introduces self after giving speech Cool coach is a mess, how fine is she
10- Miss Kansas has ink, I love it HOT and from Kansas who’d of guessed
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this Alonzo Bowden, I want to welcome you to episode 57 of my podcast, who's paying attention. |
| 0:24.3 | Sorry, there's been a little delay in podcasting, busy week for me. I'm having a lot of fun doing the podcast, Time Out with Tio, along with Terrell Owens, and Rob Cesterino. |
| 0:36.5 | Sorry, Rob, I hate screwing up names. |
| 0:39.0 | But anyway, that's also on the sideshow network where you can listen to who's paying attention, which you're listening to now. |
| 0:46.4 | So this week, the news is, for me, the big news is that they've come up with some agreement and not all the details are |
| 0:57.0 | finalized but apparently we're not going to go to war with Syria. We are not going to |
| 1:02.0 | air strike Syria. We are not going to start any trouble in Syria. John Kerry and Russian |
| 1:09.0 | diplomats and Putin and Obama and all the egos involved have come up with an agreement to allow the UN to do inspections and destruction of Assad's chemical weapons. |
| 1:24.3 | Again, the details haven't been worked out, but this is the best solution. |
| 1:32.8 | And I think it just saves a face for a lot of powerful politicians. There are a lot of egos. Man, Putin was talking shit. Even an op-ed piece in the New York Times insulting |
| 1:39.3 | Americans and blah, blah, blah. But again, all just talk. The good thing is it doesn't appear there'll be war. |
| 1:46.8 | Obama comes out of this looking okay. |
| 1:49.9 | Not great, not great, not organized, not with a plan, but okay. |
| 1:54.5 | And it's a lot of face savings. |
| 1:56.5 | So that's good. |
| 1:58.5 | Listen, I'm happy there's not going to be another 10 years of another 90-day military action in a Middle Eastern country. |
| 2:06.9 | So we're done. |
| 2:08.9 | And now, you know, this week, I'm just, I don't know where I'm going with this. |
| 2:15.0 | This week, I think I'm going a little bit lighter. |
| 2:25.5 | I'm going to just go with sports news, because I love sports and stupid news, because stupid's always popular. |
| 2:31.8 | And if we're going to start with stupid, how about we talk about George Zimmerman, who is back in the news? |
| 2:34.3 | There was some kind of fight in his garage. |
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