Summary
In this episode we try to lightning round answer as many questions as possible about marriage, finances, finger sandwiches, and Australia.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gamma original. |
| 0:06.5 | I've never done an STD test. |
| 0:12.0 | I cut my teeth on random names from the TV. |
| 0:17.5 | And I'm not proud of my first time. |
| 0:23.0 | Was it so messed up? |
| 0:25.5 | If I were you, I'd tell us. |
| 0:28.0 | Everybody's like girlfriends, boyfriends, girlfriends of their best friend. |
| 0:32.0 | Pet sex parents, stinted schools, they send them in. |
| 0:37.0 | And Jake and her major's bully them. |
| 0:39.5 | A lot of people aren't loyal. |
| 0:43.0 | So many questions about cheating. |
| 0:46.0 | Just cause a mere is a new man. |
| 0:49.0 | Doesn't mean you'd go and fuck your girlfriends mom. |
| 0:51.5 | Seriously. |
| 0:52.0 | Why would you like, why? |
| 0:53.0 | If I were you, I wouldn't do that. |
| 0:55.0 | I wouldn't do that at all. |
| 0:58.0 | Whoa, low five. |
| 1:01.0 | That was not lower. |
| 1:02.0 | Lower. |
| 1:02.0 | Already in. |
| 1:04.0 | Really. |
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