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Amir Blumenfeld, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Advice, Relationships, Society & Culture, Jake Hurwitz, Jake And Amir, Guidance

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2022

⏱️ 50 minutes

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In this episode we discuss wet dreams, dry coworkers, and bible study.

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0:00.0	This is a head gamma region.
0:30.0	And now the Romans finally come to shake both their hands on the biggest fan of yours.
0:52.0	It goes on for another minute.
0:54.0	Right. I didn't think you could keep that up.
0:56.0	The energy it drew.
0:58.0	That drained me for the day.
1:00.0	Right. Your fake guitar solo.
1:02.0	I don't know how musicians do it, man.
1:06.0	I really don't get it.
1:08.0	You see someone like Chris Martin from Coldplay in concert and for him to do that night after night doesn't add up.
1:16.0	Right. Well, I mean they have a passion for the music.
1:20.0	I did. A lot of energy from all the fans.
1:22.0	A lot of the seconds of a fucking...
1:24.0	If you're watching on video you saw.
1:26.0	I love though. You are also...
1:28.0	You are a weak minded and body individual.
1:32.0	Yeah. That doesn't matter.
1:34.0	What Chris Martin does is impressive.
1:36.0	But what you did was so unimpressive.
1:38.0	The chasm between the two things is very, very wide.
1:42.0	Okay.
1:44.0	That was an ever long parody.
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