553: Naval Massage (w/Chris Redd!)

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Amir Blumenfeld, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Advice, Relationships, Society & Culture, Jake Hurwitz, Jake And Amir, Guidance

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Comedian Chris Redd joins us live on stage as part of Just for Laughs comedy festival in Montreal! We discuss sexy Facetimes, platonic massages, and performing in front of six people.

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0:00.0	This is a head gamma region.
0:08.0	All right, guys, we're all here.
0:10.0	Have fun and enjoy the show.
0:12.0	It's us, it's Jake and I'm here.
0:36.0	That was the worst intro to a show I've ever heard in my whole entire life.
0:41.0	Could you guys hear me?
0:43.0	Could you hear him twice once over the Native American Lans thing?
0:49.0	It was a miscommunication on my mind.
0:53.0	But we all over here have fun.
0:55.0	It's Jake and I'm here.
0:57.0	Are you trying to sabotage us?
0:59.0	They said they're like, this is the microphone and as soon as the music cuts off, it's all you.
1:05.0	You can introduce it.
1:06.0	I'm like, all right, here we go.
1:07.0	Music cuts off.
1:08.0	It was actually a nice little story.
1:10.0	It sounded like a really important announcement.
1:12.0	Yeah.
1:13.0	And then I'm like, all right, are you guys ready to listen to some more important shit?
1:17.0	And then they're like, please no heckling.
1:20.0	No, I'm like, so it wasn't on and they're like, now go.
1:26.0	I'm like, now it's the punk rock song Jake wrote.
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