550 - Jo Koy - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2020

⏱️ 175 minutes

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Summary

Even though things start on a weird footing, we believe you will enjoy where things go. Was Fed Smoker the first victim of the pandemic? What’s a bigger deal breaker: Puppy Dog Pals or Wrestling? We have an update on The Great Key Mystery. “Before The 90 Days” leads us to ponder how to handle someones bad breath. Then things get REAL. We speak to Derrick, Norman Summerton’s tattoo artist. We learn more about Pig before we watch an earth shattering video which leads to a monumental moment on the podcast. Jo Koy is a comedian and global sensation. He walked into the lobby and things were real right away. Does Jo like poutine? Recently, Jo had to buy his mom a Mercedes. Good thing he’s in the top 10 of all touring acts this year! We meet a cool guy who knows what he wants out of a woman. We learn that Jo had messed up teeth back in the day and where his first big check went. Is Jo a “Master of Accents?” and Jo tells us how he would he handle the breath situation. Watch this brand new episode before you binge Puppy Dog Pals!

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0:00.0	What's up, Chomo's we're back. This is your mom's house. She's Christina. I'm Tom
0:06.9	A lot of really exciting stuff to get into today. Yep. Yep. I keep a juicy juicy. I eat that lunch
0:15.8	Can you see it from the front?
0:17.8	Hmm, wait a minute. Take it from the back back back back
0:20.4	What's wrong? What happened? Your mood changed. What are you talking about? Are you okay? Yeah? Do you need love? No?
0:26.4	Hmm. I'm okay. Why? I don't know. What? I love you. I want to have fun with you today. This is gonna be fun. What do you mean? Why wouldn't it be fun?
0:36.5	What happened? Nothing. Well, you're saying that something happened
0:40.6	I thought you got a little grumpy. I asked you a question about the thing and then you were snappy
0:46.4	Well, I mean I just was honest about it. I think you didn't agree with my assessment of it and then you think I did I
0:53.8	Did I said that I I thought we should take that away. Yeah, so I just didn't I mean
0:59.1	I don't like to tell people they did a good job if they didn't
1:02.4	Yeah, so like I got that thing. I want to make sure that somebody's like, you know, I want to tell them you are
1:08.7	Completely retarded, you know, retarded. So that's what I said to the guy. Okay. I kind of don't like how she says
1:15.5	Retarded. She's giving English lessons. I know, but she's not saying it. She's she's mumbling the last part of the dead
1:22.6	Oh, I know I'm you are completely retarded. Yeah, she's she's hardcore fan. That's her. Yeah, she's
1:30.6	She shouldn't be teaching English. No
1:37.3	What did the one that oh yeah, let's
1:40.1	Let me find this the opening thing. There's really so much good stuff today and we have a great guest coming in
1:46.0	It's what's the title of it the one that I said I wanted to do?
1:49.9	Do you remember oh fan? I got it. I got it. Okay. Here's the opening clip. It's really fantastic. I can't believe someone did this
1:57.1	All right ladies and gentlemen my name is Jacob here at Costco. My main priority is safety of sanitation
2:02.6	I need to make sure you are all following proto
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