549 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2020

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

Are you following proto and wearing masks in your car while you drive alone with the windows up? We find out how Mommy Tommy celebrated his quarantine birthday, and oh boy.... has 10mg Tom joined us on the podcast!? Many people paid tribute to Tom’s birthday, plus we hear the voice of an old friend. We discover a brand new cool guy and also discuss more possible virus cures.

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0:00.0	What's up there, Chamos?
0:02.3	Huge reminder, you don't need to wear a mask when you drive.
0:07.0	You mean when I'm alone in my car, I don't have to protect myself from my own
0:10.8	air. Nope.
0:11.7	You can just put it on, you know, after you get out of the car.
0:16.8	We saw the dumbest human on the planet trying to get out of the Starbucks parking lot.
0:21.4	You know, and they can't, you can see her stupid mouth was open under her dumb mask.
0:34.6	God, I know.
0:36.1	Just fucking take your mask off in your car.
0:39.0	You're not going to get COVID from your AC.
0:42.4	You stupid piece of shit.
0:44.8	Yeah.
0:45.8	God, I wish you did.
0:46.9	I wish you had it for being so fucking stupid.
0:50.4	Stupid cut.
0:51.1	I also have now in California and LA County were supposed to wear them just going out walking
0:57.4	the dog, which I think is kind of overkill.
1:00.8	Let's be real here.
1:02.2	But are the virtue signal alerts in our neighborhood?
1:04.9	They get on the next door app and they fully call you out.
1:08.3	Yeah, they sure do.
1:09.1	Retarded, retarded.
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