551 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2020

⏱️ 145 minutes

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Summary

Last week, 10mg Tom made his debut. This week, we have Star making HER debut. Tom expresses some feelings toward Nadav in the form of a poem before we begin. We start things off with a panic attack on camera like we’ve never seen. Tom has been interacting with Norman. We meet a woman who gives FedSmoker a run for his money. Next Josh Potter sits on the couch to test out an apparatus we learned about through Norman Summerton and discuss how things have been going in quarantine. Tom shares an insignificant Ric Flair story with Potter. To wrap things up we have a hearty batch of TikToks to make you leave this show more uncomfortable than when you arrived. SPONSORS: - Go to WHOOP.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15%. - Use Code: HOUSE for 50% off 2 or more pairs at ShadyRays.com - Get 20% Off + Free Shipping, with the code MOM20 at Manscaped.com - Go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM for a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale without any long-term commitment. - Go to hellotushy.com/YOURMOM get 10% off your order - Download Best Fiends FREE on the Apple App Store or Google Play. - Go to your local liquor store and ask for Skrewball Peanut Butter Whiskey!

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0:00.0	What's up, Jalas?
0:03.0	Lamborghini fast car Ferrari fast.
0:06.0	It's good, it makes it fast noise, it's fast, there's sexy design, it's good, it's so fast.
0:13.0	Woman like big fast car.
0:15.0	Yeah.
0:17.0	First of all, you look lovely.
0:19.0	Thank you.
0:20.0	It was great to bring a new lady to work today.
0:23.0	I'm star, I'm your side piece.
0:26.0	Yep, I met you in the bathroom of a club in Hollywood and we both were trying to do bumps.
0:34.0	And I happen to have a stash, you were kind of craving it.
0:41.0	Yeah.
0:42.0	And you let me put it in and give you a little line.
0:45.0	I love cocaine, I'll do anything for cocaine.
0:51.0	Also, I just want you to know I bought this wig on Amazon using our banner, simply go to your mom's house podcast, click on the banner at the bottom of the homepage and just shop as you normally would.
1:02.0	Okay.
1:03.0	But not that not that people are shopping on Amazon much these days, but I have to say my hair look, my real hair look like shit today because it was dirty.
1:11.0	Yeah.
1:12.0	And I was like, I think today's the day star is going to make her debut.
1:15.0	And I was like, star is like the person who sent this to us to the, oh no.
1:21.0	Oh no, what's that?
1:23.0	I don't know what it says.
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