55. Ghosts Are Hazy Life
The Story Must Be Told
The Last Podcast Network
4.8 • 530 Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2019
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | When we die, some pieces of us stay behind. |
| 0:25.5 | We call those shits. |
| 0:27.9 | And as a church, we collect them in barrels. |
| 0:32.2 | The story must be told. |
| 0:34.2 | The story must be told. Do story must be told. |
| 0:40.7 | Do not believe in ghosts. |
| 0:46.5 | Ghosts do not exist, except as mental and psychic leavings. |
| 0:48.3 | Soul shits. |
| 0:54.1 | A shit from the soul is not you, and it is not your soul. A soul shit is a snapshot of anguish inflicted |
| 0:59.4 | by story. Some folks might hear chains rattling in the night, the cry of a lost child and |
| 1:07.2 | think, yes, the life that was here has returned to me. |
| 1:11.6 | Believe you me, if the story wanted you to have your loved ones returned, |
| 1:17.6 | the story would do more than foggy shapes and bumps. |
| 1:21.6 | If the story wanted your grandma back alive, it would jitter her limbs so hot. She'd bust out of her coffin. Walk that |
| 1:31.4 | corpse to the highway, hitch a ride to the big city, find where you work or go to school, walk in the |
| 1:37.9 | doors in her decaying funeral wear with the ass exposed and force her worm-hold arms around you in an asphyxating |
| 1:48.7 | strangle. Oh, Grandma, the story has blessed thee with second life. Pastor Andrew, please, share a psalm so gooey. |
| 2:05.0 | You got to heat it in the microwave first. |
| 2:13.1 | I found a periodic table of accursed elements. Gone were stable atoms replaced with chemical |
| 2:22.1 | lament. No, I did not find sulfur, not bismith, boron, gold, but instead I found two things. |
| 2:32.4 | Isolation, the pain of growing old. |
| 2:38.2 | What is this helpful chart? |
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