548 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2020

⏱️ 138 minutes

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Summary

Today’s episode is all about “THE MISSING MAIL KEY.” More on that later, first we got some brown on the property. Does getting punched in the face do it for you?? Now back to KeyGate.... we have a real red herring here. Is Tom crazy? Is Christina guilty of stolen valor? Decide for yourself. Also, Josh Potter threatened a dentist’s life once... Enjoy this jeans only episode with our two favorite pant legs.

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0:00.0	What's up there, Chomo's. This is for our poly people only.
0:03.5	Um, just feeling those energy today, those vibes.
0:08.1	Yeah, jeans.
0:09.1	Talk about Xanadu pretty soon.
0:10.8	Stop it. You're gonna bring her up.
0:12.5	I can't believe you just outed me like that.
0:14.9	I didn't know you were gonna talk about Xanadu.
0:16.9	Star Xanadu.
0:19.7	Oh my god. You brought star into this too.
0:22.2	Yeah.
0:22.7	You're so nasty.
0:24.2	You're nasty.
0:24.7	You're happy.
0:25.4	You guys notice he's happy today.
0:27.0	You know why? I milked the bear last night.
0:29.7	Look at him.
0:30.7	Happy singing.
0:31.7	Oh, you know what I forgot?
0:33.2	What?
0:34.2	Those 10 millies.
0:35.2	Those are gonna be 10 millies Tom today and I forgot.
0:37.2	Oh, shit.
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