547 - Chris D'Elia - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2020

⏱️ 167 minutes

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We know all about NRE but how about some ORE?? Tom has learned how much he truly loves disapproval during a massage. All of the celebrities are doing totally normal videos to calm us down during COVID-19. “Before The 90 Days” has a groundbreaking revelation and where do you stand on hairy legs?? Josh Potter joins the Mommies to tell them all about one of the coolest guys he’s ever heard about, Peter Nygard. Plus, they discuss how Josh can save the world. Chris Delia is a stand up comedian and host of the podcast “Congratulations.” Chris’s newest Netflix Special “No Pain” is available right now right now right now. How did Chris learn to be all “IDGAF?” Plus Chris loves TikTok as much as Christina so the Mommies go DEEEEEP on the Tok to blow Chris’s mind SPONSORS: - Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code MOM20 at Manscaped.com. - Go to WHOOP.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15%. - Download Best Fiends FREE on the Apple App Store or Google Play. - Go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM for a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale without any long-term commitment.

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0:00.0	Hello my poly people this episode is for us and us only
0:06.0	How you Chomos are having a good time out there?
0:09.3	Are you following proto proto washing your hands?
0:14.1	Sure hands and your anus you know what I love about being a poly what is just blowing people's minds?
0:20.5	We walked down the street
0:24.8	Did he just kiss her
0:26.8	And then he kissed her
0:28.8	Yeah, so we do man. It's not that weird. Yeah, it's Christ. How many girlfriends do you have right now?
0:33.9	I have a few in like I have three in person. I have six online
0:39.2	Wow, that's a lot. Yeah, when will I get to eat them? I get like slow low doses of NRE from all of them. NRE. Yeah
0:48.6	Yeah, that that NRE is just oh man, you know when you start when you start dating someone
0:54.5	And then the thing is that NRE fades and that's when you know it's time to move on
1:01.5	Hey, agree and that's what all the wisest people do Chris do you have NRE right now?
1:08.7	No, I don't got any NRE no
1:12.5	And you native
1:16.1	Well, I mean just I feel like I'm feeding off of your guys's relationship energy it might not be new
1:20.8	So maybe oh are you know old all related to better? Yeah, oh
1:25.2	Tom and I definitely have our E. Yeah, I mean we the disrespect I get daily with the farts and the bounds and
1:34.4	All your things. Yeah
1:37.2	Yeah, I do that for you
1:39.2	I do that for you, but that's how I show love you know what's interesting you pointed out to me the other day
1:43.4	What's that is that how I
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