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Better your story. Welcome back to the basement. Welcome back to the basement yard. Today, me and Frank are on the same side because we have a special guest, the smartest person who's ever been on this show by 100 million miles. Definitely. Dr. Mike is with us. I don't know if this is a diss or a compliment. No, no, no, no, no. How is that? Well, it's out, now I get back. To be fair, to be fair, in our

current setup, the only other people we've had on here are Red and Link, and they're very smart. I forgot about them. They're very smart. But not as medically smart as you. And part of them is really tall. Bro. What is with, hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm going to say this. If you're watching someone on YouTube, chances are they're over six and a half feet tall. I don't know what the

fuck. This guy walked in and I'm gonna say this. If you're watching someone on YouTube, chances are they're over six and a half feet tall.

I don't know what the fuck.

This guy walked in and I'm expecting Dr. Mike to come in and he's like,

a doctor.

I've always had short doctors.

Well, because a lot of them have a God complex.

And that's crazy.

I mean, it's true.

I mean, surgeons.

That's right. I mean, it's true. I mean, surgeons. That's right. I would probably throw surgeons. That's what I was referencing as well. Do you find that a lot of doctors are shorter than you? I think it's a mixed bag. You're six two? Yeah, six three. That me too. Yeah. No, you're not. Well, if I'm wearing my vomero premium Pluses or whatever they're called, then I'm easily

six five.

Are those doctor shoes?

No, those are like the new Nike's that have the amount of padding that basically

you don't need to hide your inserts.

Nice, nice, nice.

So you're going like Tom Cruise level inserts on these shoes.

I'm proud of those inserts.

Good for you, my friend.

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