#546 - Protect Punch The Monkey At All Costs
The Basement Yard
Santagato Studios
4.9 • 14.7K Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2026
⏱️ 83 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to the basement. |
| 0:04.0 | Welcome back to the basement yard. |
| 0:09.5 | Oh, you get a little red. |
| 0:10.7 | Big red today. |
| 0:12.0 | I don't really wear red that often, but I feel like it's a red day. |
| 0:15.0 | It's a red day. |
| 0:15.7 | It works for you. |
| 0:17.7 | I think it works. |
| 0:18.8 | You got a little red on? |
| 0:20.3 | I got a little red on. You're always promoting the show. I just it works. You got a little red on. I got a little red on. You're always promoting none of the show. I haven't said anything. I haven't done anything. You went like this. I was pointing at the red. He's a promoter. I was pointing at the red. You know, like... That's strike one, I think, right? Yeah. Could we agree on see what happens if he strikes out this episode. Big Red, like one of your favorite sticks of gum? Yeah, I like it. I mean, you were a hot tamales whore, dude. I was a hot tamales whore. You would sit and spin for hot tamales. I would. I would throw a couple in there. You know what I do people say sit and spin? You know what I did the other day? You sat and spun. Nope. |
| 1:10.9 | Okay. But do you remember this? Like Nicole had no idea what I was talking about, but I was like, sit on it and rotate. Do you remember that? What? No. Sorry, brother. I know sit and spin. I don't want to do it to you, but sit and spin. Oh, I've heard sit and spin. |
| 1:12.3 | I also heard this was the Chinese middle finger. Remember that? I thought this was the Chinese middle finger. One of them. I think this is made up. But you don't remember someone giving you the finger being like, sit on it and rotate? I mean, rotates more sexual than spin. Well, that's the point. Because there's like rolling to it. |
| 1:29.1 | You know what I mean? |
| 1:29.6 | I think I think rotate sexual than spin. Well, that's the point. Because there's like rolling to it. |
| 1:29.1 | You know what I mean? |
| 1:29.9 | I think rotating is slower than spinning. |
| 1:33.4 | Spinning's like, I mean, I guess in demonic. |
| 1:37.4 | I'm thinking of like the, what's her name, the exorcist. |
| 1:41.2 | Was she spinning? |
| 1:42.1 | Her head spun. |
| 1:43.5 | Her head spun. |
| 1:43.5 | Technically it rotated, though. Yeah. And Was she spinning? Her head spun. Her head spun. Technically it rotated though. |
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