There is a live bomb still attached to your car.

I had a wedding to go to, says Nick, Elizabeth Nguards.

And if it should go off sometime today, bombs do, you know.

You'll be fine with it killing one of your neighbours?

You don't know my neighbours.

Richard Osmond's multi-million copy bestselling Thursday Murder Club series

returns with his latest novel, The Impossible Fortune, the gang's most explosive adventure yet.

Listen to the audiobook of The Impossible Fortune Now, read by me, Fiona Shaw.

Welcome back to the basement.

Welcome back to the basement yard. Frank's wearing the merch. Look at that. Show it off. Oh, I got a little dandry. It's not for sale, but... It's not. It was. It was, but it's not. So, eat your heart out, bitches. And Frank is actually drinking... Counting that. That's two, the generals. But I am one of the bitches if you're saying bitches. No, because it's our shirt. So you don't have to. You have one of these shirts. Or you don't. I don't. Why? Can I, can I? I never asked. Can I ask? Sure. Why? What's the question? Like, we went on tour. Yeah. And we had, in our second tour, we had a lot of city-specific merch.

Yeah.

And we had, in our second tour, we had a lot of city-specific merch.

Yeah.

You famously took none of them.

I... You took all.

Famously took every single thing.

I took, like, two, and then I realized I'm going to have a stack of these shirts as a memory.

But I don't really have space for it.

I don't have a lot of storage in my apartment.

You're going to get to like when you purchase your first like I'm going to live in this home, you're going to get there and have nothing.

I'll be fine. I mean like I know you'll be okay because there and have nothing. I'll be fine.

I mean, like, I know you'll be okay because...

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