#543 - What Is Your Love Language?

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 14.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2026

⏱️ 86 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome back to the basement.
0:02.0	Welcome back to the basement yard.
0:08.0	Frank's petting my dog.
0:10.0	Yeah.
0:11.0	I walked in, I didn't expect to see Charlie today.
0:13.0	Hairy bastard today.
0:14.0	He's getting a haircut today.
0:15.0	He's a hairy bastard today.
0:17.0	I'm not a bastard technically.
0:18.0	I mean, kind of technically.
0:20.0	He is a bastard. A bastard dog? Refrain from calling him a bastard. I mean, that's a technical term. Maybe that's a leg up from the last time when you called him a rat. I mean, he's not a rat. He is a hairy bastard today. I love a good belly pat. Smacking a dog on its ass. Oh, I love it.
0:37.9	But, no, I think technically he's a bastard.
0:41.3	Mm-hmm.
0:41.9	Like you are...
0:42.4	Like in a...
0:43.7	Game of Thrones way?
0:46.1	Well, bastard means of no, like, father.
0:51.4	Through marriage.
0:52.8	Like, no marriage.
0:55.0	Oh, I thought it was just like the father dipped out.
0:57.1	Like, the father's like, I'm out.
1:00.0	So, because his father, who's his dad?
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