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The Basement Yard

#542 - Fully Dressed In The Steam Room

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Improv, Comedy

4.914.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2026

⏱️ 85 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement.

0:07.0

Welcome back to the basement yard.

0:09.0

What are you congratulating yourself for?

0:11.0

I don't know.

0:12.0

I think about Waste Hope in the show,

0:15.0

and then I started doing this and thinking about how stupid this is

0:17.0

that people used to do this.

0:19.0

Why did they do that in the 50s? Like, I don't understand.

0:21.3

Like, that's a way to say thank you to a crowd. Yeah, like, what is, is that supposed to be like when someone shakes your hand, they're giving you like a something so you're doing it to yourself? Like, oh, like you're giving. Like, I'm, I'm awarding myself. I'm showing you a handshake that you're giving me. I don't like it either.

0:36.7

Yeah.

0:38.1

It's a white person thing.

0:39.5

And this shit, the hand job.

0:40.9

I like the hand. I'm not going to talk shit about the hand drive because I love grease. I guess I love the country. I do like the material too. How do you feel about the oil? That's the material I'm referencing. Oh. I love it. I love those videos. Have you seen like the videos that like TikToks of people just taking, it's like a vat of grease and you just fucking dig it and then you just slap it on their truck? Why are they slapping it on their truck? Like their chassis or something if they're like a truck driver.'s not a word i'm familiar with you know you know

1:10.8

chassis it's like the thing that like the truck hooks up to oh like if it's like you know like one of the

1:18.0

like a train yeah yeah well not not not not this but it's like a right it's like a this

1:26.5

wow hell yeah that's what i'm talking. All right, cool. Everything is sexual. Trucks? I think trucks are sexual in their, like, design. Are they not? Look at that. That's what that is. All right, we're going to get demonetized. You keep doing that.

1:44.3

I don't know what's going on.

2:01.2

I'll go back to me. We're all wearing black. Black boys. Oh, definitely. We're not. We're not. We're not even a minute in. No, no, no. I'm going to, that's going in my notes. That was on me. It's in my notes. Yeah, write that down?

2:02.3

Write that down?

2:01.2

Let's also make sure we. That was on me. It's in my notes. Yeah, write that down.

2:02.4

Write that down.

2:17.8

Let's also make sure we identify that we are not. We are, we're wearing black is what I'm, if that's not, if that's not abundantly clear. Yes. And we're all wear, actually, the one time I'm not wearing a hat, you're both wearing hats. Yeah, but it's a different hat. Yeah, what are, what's my first beanie in so long?

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