Summary
In this episode we discuss Home Improvement, Bar Mitzvahs, and texting for dummies.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gamma region. |
| 0:08.0 | Oh hell yeah. |
| 0:14.0 | Oh it's groovy. |
| 0:16.0 | Oh yeah. |
| 0:24.0 | You got a problem with work. |
| 0:28.0 | The boss is a douchebag. |
| 0:30.0 | He went back into homework. |
| 0:32.0 | He feel like kind of a jerk. |
| 0:36.0 | Cause he ghosted an accident. |
| 0:38.0 | I should never tell you. |
| 0:40.0 | But you think that everything's a fox. |
| 0:44.0 | There's no need to learn in this song. |
| 0:48.0 | Cause I want you. |
| 0:50.0 | Cause we should unlock. |
| 0:54.0 | There's only one podcast that you can't own. |
| 0:58.0 | If I were you. |
| 1:02.0 | This too, just like it. |
| 1:06.0 | It's a head gamma. |
| 1:10.0 | It's a ghost too. |
| 1:16.0 | Cause I should out of tune. |
| 1:20.0 | Should I kill myself? |
| 1:24.0 | Start once I just sit back and listen to you. |
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