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Amir Blumenfeld, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Advice, Relationships, Society & Culture, Jake Hurwitz, Jake And Amir, Guidance

4.95.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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In this episode we discuss the best states, the worst dates, and cheating in dreams.

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0:00.0

This is a head gamma region.

0:06.0

Golden minds, free advice, and protecting your end of

0:21.0

Nimities, so break up, tell the truth, and above all you do you and sees the

0:41.0

truth.

1:12.0

Damn, what a crooner.

1:15.0

Yeah.

1:18.0

Did you like that or would you like say that he was a little flat on the head?

1:25.0

How dare you give a note?

1:28.0

Because you're nothing.

1:31.0

You're a troll.

1:33.0

Do you hear me right here?

1:37.0

I'll admit that that was actually pretty pretty good.

1:41.0

That was like with minimal vocal war.

1:44.0

Why don't you, my left ear, the airport wasn't quite working.

1:48.6

Can you hit that note one more time?

1:50.1

I just want to see, I want to make sure you can do it twice because that's kind of what

1:53.6

makes you, you know, every step of it.

1:57.0

I'll be here every step of the way.

2:02.0

And then it goes up like from there.

2:09.0

I think we're like cuts off like kind of, you know, a noise that could be painful to your ears, you know, like, you

2:16.0

muted you because you were so grating.

2:20.0

And I'm glad you did it twice because I did confirm, I believe, that you actually, you, your tone deaf, flat, and you're not good at singing.

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