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In this episode we discuss surfing the web, surfing the waves, and dissecting dreams.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gamma region. |
| 0:07.0 | Jake and I'm here. Please, drive my tears. |
| 0:11.0 | My dime of a girlfriend cheated on me. |
| 0:20.0 | I cheated first, but it hurts worse |
| 0:25.0 | when I think about how she said he was bigger than me. |
| 0:32.0 | Ouch! I'm feeling blue. |
| 0:38.0 | What should I do? What would you do if I were you? |
| 0:48.0 | What would you do? What would you do if I were you? |
| 1:00.0 | Beautiful, beautiful, classic acoustic jam. |
| 1:03.0 | That was JD Zike. |
| 1:08.0 | Okay, thank you. |
| 1:13.0 | Thank you. The Zike was Rike. Zike is in the house. |
| 1:20.0 | How do you think he spells Zike? |
| 1:22.0 | Z-E-I-K. That's Rike. |
| 1:26.0 | It's absolutely Krike. |
| 1:30.0 | Attach was my attempt at a Jake and him in your theme song. |
| 1:32.0 | Nothing else. No other info. No plugs. No good luck. |
| 1:36.0 | Just a Zike. |
| 1:37.0 | Just a fucking Zike. |
| 1:39.0 | You wouldn't think this guy's name was Zike. |
| 1:44.0 | The jam was very cool. |
| 1:46.0 | It was a cool name. |
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