540: A egg.

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2023

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

You are in a egg. Oh it is such a big a egg. But you want to be free of a egg. You crack open the tippy-top of a egg. Oh! It is so bright! It is so frightening! Perhap you would prefer to stay in a egg. But then your eyes adjust to the light of the world that is not a egg. You see three faces. They are lovely faces, all shaped like a egg. One face is called Steve. He says he will tell you the shipping news, and about an indiscretion with his junk in a park. Another face is called Joe. He regales you about yoghurt. What is yoghurt? Is it also from a egg? The final face is called Log. He tells you about his haunted house, Blyth Manor - and that it contains a egg. A egg! You must leave. You must leave a egg to find out more about all the a eggs around. It is time.

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0:00.0	Regular, regular, regular, regular features.
0:02.0	A regular, regular, regular features.
0:04.0	A regular, regular, regular futures.
0:05.9	A regular features, a regular features, a show.
0:07.8	I'm Joe Scrabbles, and I'm not starting this podcast until Log and Steve apologize.
0:12.8	What?
0:13.3	What?
0:13.9	What?
0:15.2	I need one of you to apologize.
0:17.4	What?
0:17.7	Do you want me to, do you just want blanket apology?
0:20.5	Yes.
0:22.0	Joe, I blame myself prostrate, at your fucking feet.
0:27.2	Is that all right?
0:27.9	Prostate?
0:28.9	Yeah.
0:29.2	Don't you mean prostrate, Lodge?
0:31.4	No, shh, I'm doing something secret, Steve.
0:34.5	Okay, let me get, let me do this.
0:36.6	That's actually a really nice apology, so thank you.
0:39.5	Shit on your foot.
0:41.0	Shit on your foot.
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