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Hello and welcome to Regular Features, the show that is quicker than any other feature show on the internet.

We are doing a special episode.

Previously, we've only done these for emergencies.

This week we're doing them because no one could be asked to do an episode last

week. And so Log had already written, micro features. And we thought, why not let's all do

micro features? The last time we did this was 2019. It's an advancement in podcasting technology.

Yeah. You've heard of good podcasts. Now get ready for fast podcasts. Yeah. It's an efficiency measure. Twice the podcast half the time. Snap off a lumber podcast. I've got a few features. Are we giving away what our features are like we normally do? I've got three features. There's too much to say. There's so many features you cannot summarize them. I'm already slowing it down. it down. Steve, don't tell us what features you've got. Log, don't tell us what features you got. But look, have you got something else? This is not a feature, but I have got important news from my house where my partner Stuart has got the ultimate, the er, message read out on Radio 6. I'm going to play it to you

now, and I will tell you more about it after. And Stuart in Nottingham is bopping around the kitchen

while munching on a vegan lawn sausage cob. So obviously, Nottingham, not only can you get long

sausage, you can get their little talked of vegan variety. Right, okay, yeah. It's exactly the same message as he sent before. No, no, no, no, that is new. That is, you haven't heard that, Joe. That is... Oh, my God. He has had a series of, of vegan, vegan snacks read out. But this time is the fight, he's kind of reached a climax in that he said bopping and munching

in the same one.

He's personally climaxed in a way from which you, if you ever had that orgasm, you would

never have sex again because you've done it now.

It's happened.

And I just want to say well done to it. You've done it now. Why bother? And I just want to say, well done to it.

You've retired victorious with five cent and five redout.

And now I'd like to see what our readers have got.

Come on, ladd, you can get some at Red Out on Radio 6 and you can send it to the beehive.

And like you said, Joe, send it to the beehive because then you have to pay to send it to us.

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