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Hello, and welcome to regular features. It's the Petitsu, which if you listened last week or any other week, you'll know stands for the podcast that's the same every week.

Petitsu, it's what we are. This week, like every week in the Petitsu, we'll be recording this show

live from the back of a soundproof beetle in an extremely large garden. Sat cross-legged on its

kiteness hide are two of my best premium best-by-busboy bum buddies. The first person I will

introduce you is my second best friend and I shall now retire

to my Star Chamber while they discuss which one of them they think that is.

Well, the thing it, Steve, I just want to sidebar with you.

We don't know that he's going to say the other one is definitely his first best friend.

So second, it might be worth taking the gamble on.

Yeah, I'll take second.

I'd like to take second, actually.

I think Stuart is Logg's best friend, or maybe even God.

It could be.

Congratulations, Steve.

You chose widely because the Lord God Almighty is in fact my best friend,

making you my most treasured corporeal companion on the number 27 bus I call life.

The second person I would introduce to his knight is some rungs down the ladder,

but I would still serve them in my pub because their money is as good as

anyone else's. And they are Joe Scrabble. Say hello, Joe. Hello, you can't prove that my money's as good as

anyone else is. Frankly, after this introduction, I might just draw the queen on a note and give it

to your staff. I love it. I never bank any of my notes. I simply press

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