Okay, folks you are listening to Planet Porker. I want to welcome to Planet Porky. I want to welcome you on to the planet Porky.

You know, it's life on Planet Porky. You'd be delighted to know a hat trick performance here.

That's three in a row from Leslie Ann Jones. Leslie Ann, thank you very much indeed for joining me again today at Planny Porky Towers.

And I have to say again to all those people out there, thank you so much for all the responses.

We're getting to the shows and the way that we're, you know, building up an audience now

seem to start appreciating, you know, both your intelligence, your glamour, your knowledge, and, of course, my expertise intelligence your glamour your knowledge and of course my expertise

the glamour you see is oozing down the microphone it does it does you're absolutely right

it uses down the microphone now look i tell you what i'm going to talk to you about right um well

talk about anything we talked about coqueness didn't we in the last one i've got a terrific response

you know a lovely bunch people didn't are you going've got a terrific response. We got a lovely bunch.

People didn't.

Are you going to buy that book?

I am going to buy Marcus Beckman's book about coconuts because it's the kind of book I would have bought for actually various members of my family.

Yes.

Yes.

Because it's one of those books that's packed with loads of facts that are fascinated. That you don't really need to know, but really, really interesting.

And what was Marcus like, Marcus Berkman?

Nice guy.

Yeah.

Big interesting.

Did you ever work with the guy called Valentine Lowe?

Yeah, not on the daily middle.

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