537: My Name Is Little Lord Fauntleroy

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Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2023

⏱️ 36 minutes

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This episode is dedicated to the legendary broadcaster Michael "Champ" Parkinson, whom we love. Joe processes his grief with a feature about Lord Fauntleroy, Steve deals with his emotions by securing some much needed funding from a cruise company. Gav projects his feelings of anger on to a smoking neighbour. This episode is sponsored by Cunard Cruises.

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0:00.0	The following message has been paid for by Kuhnard Cruises.
0:03.4	So after dinner, it was about 11pm, I went up on deck to catch my breath.
0:09.1	I'd eaten a lot of oysters and there was a buffet situation and some soft-shelled crab
0:14.9	and I hadn't quite gotten my sea legs yet.
0:18.2	So I wasn't sure if I was going to throw up.
0:20.7	I was 60-40,
0:23.6	40, 40, not throwing up, the oysters and the crabs. And I thought, I'd better not, if this is going to happen, I'd better not do this here in the dining room.
0:33.6	Just up stairs before the dessert comes out just in case.
0:38.3	Anyway, I get outside and the fresh sea breeze hits me like a salty HGV,
0:45.3	and I could feel my guts starting to boil.
0:48.3	But then on the horizon, I saw the glow of the twinkling lights of New York City
0:54.7	and the moon reflecting off the ocean waves
0:57.8	and the ship just illuminated like a beacon in the ocean.
1:04.5	And I just thought, wow, now this is a cruise.
1:09.9	You'll never forget how Kuhnard makes you feel.
1:13.2	Visit kunard.com.
1:15.2	Regular, regular, regular features.
1:17.2	Regular, regular, regular features.
1:19.2	A regular regular features.
1:22.4	Hello, and welcome to the regular features podcast.
1:26.6	Like every week, Michael Parkinson is dead.
1:31.2	And we soldier on regardless to try and bring some color to your otherwise gray little lives.
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