536: Squash My 6 Music Bear

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Hey, you know how a demure Helen O'Connell asks Dean Martin how he likes his eggs in the morning (in the hit song "How D'ya Like Your Eggs In The Morning"), and how it should be pretty obvious to everybody that she's coyly inviting him to stay the night? But then a horny and oblivious Dean Martin keeps replying with "I LIKE MINE WITH A KISS" and "REALLY DON'T CARE ABOUT EGGS, JUST GOTTA GET MY FREAKIN KISSES" and later, "I WILL TRANSFORM INTO AN ANGRY MONSTER IF IT'S JUST EGGS AND WE DON'T ACTUALLY SHAG BTW". And then people in the 1950s were like, damn that guy's cool. Let's nickname him "The King of Cool" for that. Let's put him in a Rat Pack for that. It's just something to think about! In this episode, Steve shares his favourite scene from hot kitchen drama The Bear, Joe remasters a beloved racket-and-ball sports series, and Log attempts to get his texts read out on 6 Music. Gav is there, making sure we all behave. Thanks!

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0:00.0	Regular regular, regular, regular features, a regular, regular, regular features. A regular regular features, a regular feature. Hello and welcome to regular features. The podcast is exactly the same every single week. Like every week, my name is Gavin Miffy, and I'm joined. It's a four boy. What, what? Fatal four boy. That's nearly as many as we can do. Yeah. Joe, Log, Steve, Gaff. You've heard of a four-poster bed.
0:24.3	Get ready for Fatal four boy. That's nearly as many as we can do. Yeah. Joe, log, Steve, Gaff.
0:22.4	You've heard of a four poster bed.
0:24.3	Get ready for a four toaster.
0:27.7	Ned.
0:28.3	Bread.
0:29.1	You should have said bread.
0:30.0	You should have said bread.
0:31.6	Bread would have fucking nailed it.
0:34.0	It wouldn't have made any more sense than what I did say.
0:38.4	Don't worry. It does get better than that.
0:41.1	We record these right at the end of recording them.
0:43.7	And I can assure you, it is very good.
0:46.6	Steve, what are you got for us this week?
0:48.6	I've got a scene from the hit TV show about a kitchen called The Bear.
0:53.0	Oh, what's a bear doing in the kitchen?
0:55.3	Surely a recipe for comedic disaster.
0:58.8	Uh, log what you got for us this week?
1:00.7	I'm responding to my boyfriend's new habit of texting Radio 6 and getting them red out.
1:07.5	Oh.
1:08.0	It's driving me up the knockers.
1:13.3	Trouble in paradise.
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