535: Introducing - Bushel de Groot

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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bushel [ˈbʊʃ(ə)l] NOUN, BRITISH A measure of capacity equal to 8 gallons (equivalent to 36.4 litres), used for corn, fruit, liquids, etc. Definitely NOT just a small bush. de Groot [də кнrōt′] NAME, DUTCH The sexiest group of adventurers, inventors, sportspeople and all-round hotpot yummydaddies in all of western Europe and possibly THE GLOBE. Get a load of de Groots in your peepers and you'll be on the floor kicking a leg like a tickled pooch.

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0:00.0	Boys who've got some big news.
0:05.0	Huge.
0:06.0	Big news has come barreling down the news pipe.
0:08.0	It got stuck at the end and now bad news is getting crapped up behind it.
0:12.0	But once we finger this big news out, I'm going to tell you what it is.
0:16.0	Do you want to know what it is? I've just fingered it out.
0:18.0	Unfold it.
0:19.0	It says, regular features is doing a live show at the Canal Cafe Theatre.
0:24.0	But it's sold out.
0:25.9	A favorite place.
0:27.5	It's been there so often before the bad times.
0:31.4	Red curtains, high heat, big laughs.
0:35.4	Tiny balcony.
0:36.6	You're not allowed out there
0:37.8	yeah only we get to go on the balcony
0:40.0	and sometimes one time
0:41.6	we might even come in from it
0:43.1	and you won't even know what's going on
0:44.5	I'm going to kick over all your chairs
0:46.2	here in the way
0:46.8	oh I'm gonna do that
0:48.3	I'm gonna dress up at summit spooky
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