534: Well If It Ain't Transparent Elon

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was letting Joe smell the well again, putting a picture of a transparent mouse in front of Steve, and giving Log unprecendented access to the private communiqués of Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg. Oo that Devil, he's got a nerve on him, I'd like to truss him up and say, "try doing that again, Satan, when you're all covered in ropes and my personal slime! Go on! Try it, love!!!"

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0:00.0	It's on its way to be 21 minutes to 11 on this Wednesday the 5th of September.
0:06.5	We're ready for the mid-wind draws with your hope.
0:09.0	And J-Ball.
0:09.5	Hello and welcome to regular features.
0:11.6	Your lottery numbers this week for 91.
0:15.5	The word log, the word Steve, the word Joe, and a picture of your mum.
0:23.2	You're guaranteed to win with those numbers.
0:27.2	And the bonus ball?
0:29.9	Log, get it out.
0:30.8	Your life.
0:35.3	Every week, we decimate the fortune of national lottery with our powers.
0:41.4	And that's why, after that, we all celebrate a little bevy of features.
0:47.1	Steve Hogarty, you've joined us today to feature us with what?
0:51.5	I found a transparent
0:54.2	mouse.
0:56.7	I was going to say frog.
0:58.9	That would just be a lie.
1:00.6	Yeah.
1:01.3	They'd find out it was a mouse
1:02.6	when your feature started as well.
1:04.4	You'd be fooling no one in the long run.
1:05.9	So deceptive.
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