Regular, regular, regular features, a regular regular, regular features.

A regular regular features are regular features, a regular feature.

Hello and welcome to regular features, the podcast that's exactly the same every week.

I don't know about you, but I've had a lovely time so far.

I've been all over the place, hither and thither, hither and yon and up and down and every which way but

loose. And the one thing I haven't done today is spent some time with my best buddies who I do a podcast

with. Who are they today? I hear you ask. It's a lottery. Nobody knows who it's going to be next,

but I can tell you right now that it's Steve

Hoggertie. Say hello, Steve. Hello, my name's Steve Hoggety. Thank you for correcting my

pronunciation. It's always around. Yeah. I've known you for fucking 20 years now. It's been a long

tight. Yeah, Betty. And I'll just put it in my bank, never to say your surname again. Because there's no way I'm ever going to get it right. Just stop trying. Already well ahead of you on that one. What have you got for us today, Steve? I've just found out that a key ingredient, a sweetener, and it's not a sweet story, it's a spartame in Diet Coke. It's a potential carcinogen,

according to the World Health Organization. Not great news for me who chugs it from dawn till dusk.

You're sweet enough as it is. Can you introduce me, please? For fuck sake, I'm being really quiet.

I was just going to say, Joe, have you got anything nice to say to me, but clearly not. No, I'm pissed off.

So what have you got for us today, Joe Scrabbles, my beautiful boy, my man, my child, my wife?

I've found a loophole in the podcast advertising game that I think we're about to exploit till it's 20 foot wide.

And I can't wait to make you listen to it.

Me, as for me, little old me, I've just been playing Final Fantasy 16 because it's not like I've got a fucking pub to run, is it?

I like a regular thing chanza. You like a lot of fucking pub to run, is it? I like a regular beach, chancet.

You like a regular fiend chanto.

Regular banion of being chancin.

Mouthon.

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