#522 - Fast Twitch Diplomacy, Jeez & Onion and To Do With The Weavers

Elis James and John Robins

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Comedy

4.8 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2026

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

The studio is wafting with sandalwood and intense male musk because Dave’s got a new scent, something which is causing John much nasal fascination.

But yet again, the big story is a huge Elis James week. What a run he’s on by the way. He’s had a completely genuine standing ovation at one of London’s coolest comedy gigs. Further still, he’s performed the finest bit of house jobbery he’s ever done, with plumbing tape elevating this above Mega Week.

Elsewhere, Adrian brings the boys some significant crispy content and John’s even sacking people who no longer work with him. We also have potentially our most round about chat ever in addressing some correspondence. From cumin and white pepper into the meaning of creativity to horses and penguins, back to the email.

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0:00.0	BBC Sounds
0:02.2	Music Radio Podcasts
0:05.0	This is lovely from your calendar.
0:16.5	Is it?
0:17.2	Yeah, smell that.
0:19.4	Do you know, that's a bit like Hugo Dark Blue.
0:23.0	It's got a vanilla note.
0:24.4	It's got a lot of vanilla.
0:25.6	Hello, listeners.
0:26.9	Thank you very much for downloading this episode of Ellis and John.
0:30.1	It's a very metrosexual podcast, this.
0:33.0	I haven't heard that word since my 2018 Edinburgh show.
0:39.2	Why, what happened then?
0:40.6	No, no.
0:42.2	Yeah, yeah, yeah, I used that, I was, well, it was my hilarious opening.
0:46.9	Oh, yeah.
0:47.3	About the man bag.
0:48.6	Yes.
0:49.3	How that sort had gone out fashion.
0:51.4	Yeah.
0:51.8	The term metrosexual.
0:53.1	It has.
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