520: ABBA Kebabra

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Do you think they added the "and decorator" bit to "painter and decorator" because people kept accidentally booking watercolourists to come in and do the spare room? Like these painters kept showing up with their easels, and the person's like, "you won't be needing that buddy-boy, here's some Farrow & Ball", and then we cut to the Tate Modern and there's a contractor rolling a second undercoat on to a Rothko while the guards try to rugby tackle him. Anyway in this one Joe overhears a fleshy conversation on the tube. Steve's been to see ABBA Voyage. Gav has a Kebab Awards update.

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0:00.0	Regular regular, regular features, a regular regular regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features are regular features a show.
0:07.9	Hello and welcome to the regular features podcast, the podcast where Steve's drinking water and I want him to introduce himself.
0:13.9	Hi, my name is Steve and my mouth is wet as wet as it can possibly be.
0:20.0	Is it wet as a whistle? That is not water. You know that as pure could possibly be. Is it wet as a whistle?
0:21.5	That is not water.
0:22.5	You know that it's pure vodka.
0:25.7	The fact that it's in a pipe glass would have thrown you because you think that was not a normal amount of vodka to be drinking.
0:33.1	But this podcast takes it out of him.
0:35.5	You can wet your whistle and things can be wet as a whistle.
0:40.3	Is the whistle getting wetted by you and then so wet that you compare it to things?
0:46.7	What's going on with whistles?
0:48.9	Why are they getting so wet all the time?
0:51.8	And that's observational comedy. You have Murphy. It's part of Joe the time. And that's observational comic.
0:55.2	Gavin Murphy.
0:57.3	It's part of Joe's
0:58.2	tight five.
1:01.9	I just thought of it and I genuinely
1:04.2	I'm intrigued by it.
1:05.9	It's not even meant to be fun.
1:07.7	I don't want to be the
1:09.2	Erre-Tedger now.
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