519: The Last of The Dorito Retweets

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Wham! Bam! Thank you, ma'am. Yes, thank you for participating in the annual whamming and bamming contest. Now who's next. Wham! Thank you sir, but I'm afraid you're disqualified. You forgot to bam. No you can't go again. In this one, Log finds romance in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Joe investigates our disappearing kebab retweets. Steve eats a Dorito. Thanks! "Tenebrous Brothers Carnival - Act Two" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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0:00.0	Regular regular regular features.
0:02.0	A regular regular regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features.
0:07.0	Hello and welcome, if you will, to regular features, the Carnival of Despair.
0:15.0	I'm joined by the chief lion tamer Logblice Heyo
0:22.3	My lions are a bit sad
0:23.8	And they're in a bit of
0:24.7	Having a bit of a
0:25.8	meeting in the paddock
0:27.6	They don't want to do it tonight
0:29.4	So I'll be on without them
0:31.5	If that's okay with you
0:32.7	Yes I suppose
0:34.8	And now
0:36.8	For your ears and eyes and nose and feet, welcome to the stage the bearded freak of the East.
0:47.6	Bearded freak and hoop man, flying, defying gravity above your face and eyes.
0:54.0	He's a bit old baiting. He's up eyes. He's a bit of a beta name.
0:55.0	He's up above.
0:56.0	He's a speck in the sky and yet his voice is clear as a bell.
1:02.0	His name, Steve.
1:05.0	Hogatie.
1:06.0	I say my own name, please.
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