518: The Blue Tick Game Pitch

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Hello, this is your phone speaking. I just wanted to say that it's real nice and cosy inside your pocket. I bet you thought I'd say it stinks of coins and thighs, but that's just your inner critic trying to trip you up again. You're your own worst enemy, when you gotta be your own biggest cheerleader, cos there aint anyone else around here who's gonna do it, except for maybe your housekeys. Hello this is your housekeys. Gimme a Y. Gimme a O. Gimme a U. That's spells YOU. As in YOU are amazing. Thanks for putting me in your pocket with your phone. I'm going to ruin the GorillaGlass while I think about how brilliant you are. In this episode, Log is a professional videogames voice actor now. Gav is offered a genuine-y boda-fide-y Blue Tick. And Steve has a coincidence happen on him. Get ready!

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0:00.0	Regular regular, regular, regular features.
0:02.0	A regular regular, regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features are regular features a show.
0:07.8	Hello and welcome to the Regular Features Podcast, the podcast that is precisely the same every single week.
0:15.1	And like every week, my name is Steve Hockety, the host of the podcast and the leader of the pack.
0:23.7	I'm also joined by... I will not rev my motorcycle when you say that.
0:29.1	What if I flick my curls at you, my curly little frock? Oh, all right. I'll rev my motorcycle for
0:34.8	that. Yes. What have you got, Log? I got a little something for you. Disgusting, actually. That's... I'm sorry. That's actually disgusting. I want you to cut that out. If that's in, if that's still in, whoever edited this betrayed my wishes, because that... I've got a problem. I've got a complaint. I can't stop doing it, I have to do it when it happens, okay. And tonight I have for you,
0:59.8	I've been offered a job by a reader and I'm going to completely ruin that bond of trust
1:07.9	that we've slowly built up over the course of the last 24 hours.
1:11.5	How many times we told you, no more gobb jobs from readers.
1:15.9	I want them.
1:16.9	I give them, I get them, and that's how it works.
1:20.7	And on this episode, we're also joined by me, Gav Murphy, and I've been on Instagram.
1:29.1	How did it go?
1:30.9	Listen later and find out.
1:33.4	Deliberately vague.
1:34.6	I like this.
1:35.5	Keep them keen.
1:37.0	Keep them keen.
1:38.2	Sounds a mystery.
1:39.3	I think we've got some eyeball chats and some blobby chat that comes first.
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