513: Cool Party People with Henry Phillips

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🗓️ 6 September 2023

⏱️ 99 minutes

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We sit down with the multi-talented comedian, musician, and actor, Henry Phillips! Known for his distinctive blend of deadpan humor and original comedic songs, Henry made a name for himself in both stand-up and the world of film and television. We talk about Henry's journey from his early days in New York's comedy scene to his breakout roles in Hollywood. Along the way, we uncover the unique experiences and life lessons that have shaped his career and made him the comedic force he is today.

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1:00.0	yeah, I shouldn't be on one. Are you like like a, like a, like an enduro, like a it was, uh, have you seen the electric dirt bikes? I have, you got one of those? No, my buddy got one, I wanted to try it out, because I got an ebike, I got a, uh, specialized ebike and spent way too much of money, but uh, it's awesome. Wow. And then I rode the Suron and I was like, and then my buddy's like, I have a, uh, Talaria, he's like, it's even better than the Suron. So I go bring that, bring that fucker over right now. How fast is that thing? I got on it and there's eco and
1:30.0	sport and, uh, it's just like these jetski's that are on the eco, it's like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, then you put it in sport and you're like, whoa, and you like shoot out of the water, and you're like, how did that just happen? He warned me like 50 times. He goes, sport modes. No fucking joke, dude. And I was like, I wrote it on eco, and I was like, nothing. This boring. This is like putputs up hills. I put it in sport. And I was like, oh my god, I'm terrified. It was like, your terrified. A lot of things, yeah.
1:59.5	This is like, but I'm crazy on bikes and cars and all that stuff.
2:04.4	I went to do like a power slide and just like throttle and like make it like spin around.
2:09.8	And you know how, you know how torque on like, if you ever driven a Tesla, when you hit
2:15.7	the gas, they go like zero to 60 in like three seconds, 3.7 or something.
2:21.7	This bike was like like faster than a dirt bike.
2:24.2	Torqued and just dragged me across the ground.
2:28.4	And I have I've road rash.
2:30.3	Oh, you really did.
2:31.6	Oh, you should see that I have a hole in my leg, like a hole.
2:34.7	What happened?
2:35.5	I think the peg went through my leg.
2:38.9	And you're kind of limping a little bit.
2:41.6	Yeah, yeah, yeah, both of you start to go to anybody.
2:44.6	You just stick some dirt in there.
2:46.6	No, I went and you know my, you know my crazy neighbors crosses the street.
2:50.5	Yeah, they showed up with like scrub brushes,
2:52.9	scrub all the, the asphalt out of my, out of my wounds.
2:57.1	They were like, you got to get that shit out.
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