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Talkin' Sh*t with Eddie Ifft

514: The Anthem Rock Phase Of Comedy with Sam Tripoli

Talkin' Sh*t with Eddie Ifft

Eddie Ifft

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4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2023

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

We're joined by the comedy dynamo himself, Sam Tripoli! Known for his razor-sharp wit and fearless humor, Sam has been a standout in the comedy scene for years, and now he's here to share his outrageous tales, witty observations, and insider stories from the comedy trenches.

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0:00.0

Lindsay.

0:23.5

I'm studying with the graces. Oh, I love the graces. No, I'm gonna. I'm Eddie Bravo. I'm 10th planet. Dude. I love it. I love it. These young guys. I'm just getting lit up by Grizzly Bear Mexicans. That's all I know.

0:40.8

It's like in my class. Like, where do they grow these Mexicans?

0:43.9

No, where else I go? Are they that this big? No, no. People are bigger. You roll with like big guys. Oh, well, dude, because like, so the first time I rolled, I was actually a 10th plant burping. Then they're great.

0:58.2

But I just moved so deep in the valley for my kids that I had to go to a closer 10th planet. But the first time I rolled with this like black Android. Look,

1:05.8

my mother fuckers. I just shredded black, dude. Look like the God from the 300, the Persian God. They're like, roll deck. I got why my roll with this dude? He's fucking way bigger than me. They're like, you're

1:16.8

both big. I know he's, he's, he's, he's built. I'm fat. It's a different thing. So I need to get down to 175. So I can take on smaller guys. Oh, is that the cutoff?

1:26.2

Why it's just because right now they got me rolling with 200s. And I'm like, bro, I need to be at the

1:31.8

I got a neighbor who said to me one day, he's like, Hey, I see you work out in your gym. I have a gym at my house. He goes, uh, he has to see you work out there

1:39.8

all the time. He goes, you mind if I come over and work out with you? I'm like, yeah, come on over. I'll tell you it's a week taxed and he comes over and

1:45.8

and I know he did jujitsu. Is that some American history or what was that?

1:49.8

We have a kitchen with each other. What was that American beauty? Yeah, American beauty. Yeah. So he comes over and he's, uh, and he's in shape. And he's, uh, how is he's my, oh, good.

2:03.8

He looks so good without his pants on. Um, so we're talking and he's talking about jujitsu. And I said, like, how good are you? And he's like, you know, and I said, like, what?

2:14.8

And he goes, yeah, I don't like a little black belt. And I like, oh, you fucking shit. I go, like, you would never know this guy. I'm sorry for the mobile.

2:21.8

You never know. He's just like, and I'm like, yeah. And so his daughter has been doing jujitsu forever. And I said, how, how's she at jujitsu?

2:29.8

You know, because I'm getting my daughter into it and I go, how's your daughter? And he goes, uh, she, she won the silver at the world. And I went, holy shit.

2:37.8

Oh, so he teaches and everything. But he told me there is a one to work out with me. You got a jujitsu black belt neighbor, bro. Like that's always a good friend. I was waiting today.

2:46.8

Dude, learn. Um, but he said to me, he, it was funny. I said, why, well, how are you working out with me? And he said because a lot of these younger guys are starting to beat me, not because they better technique, but they're in better shape than me.

2:58.8

Yeah. Yeah. That's the big problem with me. Like, they said ages, they're more mobile than me right now. So it's like, I don't, listen, my biggest thing is like, I don't give a shit if I tap. I'm fine with it.

3:09.8

I'm like, I'll tap away, bro. I don't even care. I just enjoy the community. Yeah. And, and like, so how long have you been doing it?

3:16.8

Uh, I took a break, but maybe about a year. Okay. So I'm about four months in on this. I started it. I started on Valentine's day.

3:25.8

Because my girls. Yeah. But the, the really focusing because like in the, in the beginners class, four months, bro. So I'm getting lit up by year guys. But when new guys come in.

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