512: Unmasking Truth with Kurt Metzger

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🗓️ 30 August 2023

⏱️ 136 minutes

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Dive deep into the rabbit hole of conspiracy theories with the hilarious and thought-provoking comedian, Kurt Metzger, on this eye-opening episode. Join us as we unravel the mysteries behind some of the most intriguing and controversial conspiracy theories of our time. From UFO sightings to government cover-ups, Kurt sheds light on these shadowy topics. Whether you're a skeptic or a true believer, this podcast is sure to entertain, inform, and leave you questioning what you thought you knew. Tune in now and get ready to laugh, learn, and challenge your perspective on the world's most enigmatic secrets.

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0:00.0	We've we've taken the podium. Yeah, we're number one. Yeah, you say that's pretty sad. Well was bizarre. Okay,
0:24.5	first of all, here's what's bizarre about Jim. We're like your male Gibson's and such. That's a
0:29.5	pre-vaticant to Catholic. You're familiar with this? No, you've received tradcath online. No,
0:34.8	it's like traditional Catholic, but it's like a, well, I like a kid like the kids are into being
0:41.6	tradcath or you're like tradwives. It's all like internet shit. Okay. So I always like to help
0:48.0	you if I'm tradmuzz. Wait, but you grew up what? Jehovah's or something? Yeah, I grew up Catholic.
0:53.7	Yeah, I grew up Catholic. What'd you grow up? My family, I had no religion until high school,
1:00.8	and then I got sucked into evangelicalism by young life. Okay, wait, you were molested or you mean
1:06.4	they drew you in? Actually, I was, I was only molested by relatives. No one any organized
1:12.7	functions got to me. The Chicago way. Yeah. No, like the boy's got leader. That's the Boston. He
1:18.0	molested people, but he didn't molest me. He told me it's where they call it. I thought yours
1:25.2	was a babysitter. Yeah, babysitter. The hottest way. Yeah. Well, yeah, babysitters aren't like
1:30.7	professionals. It's a woman or a man. It was, it was weirdly enough. It was, it was females. Weirdly
1:37.4	somebody just told me a story about that. Oh, last night. Yes, with the comedy. In the
1:42.6	green room at the comedy store, where babysitter, she said this trick was like, I told my babysitter
1:47.2	story. I'm like three and one. Oh, I think you told you. Yeah, I never got. I just got physical
1:52.4	abuse, but never never to be friends. Never sexual abuse. Yeah, she kept it. She hit me a lot,
1:58.4	but she just wanted to be free. What percentage of porn stars do you think were sexually abused?
2:03.1	I would say the bulk of them. Yeah, I was up on Jeremy. I said that once and somebody got so upset
2:07.8	with me, they're like, that's not true. That's not true at all. A porn star. Well, that sounds like
2:12.5	somebody who got molested very badly. Yeah. And then I would take. No, it's only fans though,
2:16.7	but I would take comedians are pretty high on that list. Yeah, of course. Yeah, anybody that's
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