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Ghostrunners

511 - Calling Cheesecake Factory

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2026

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Brad discusses the things he wishes he were bad at, Jake almost lost an eye, and Timon is terrified of a phone call. Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, happy Wednesday ghosties. Jake, I, time in. I was randomly looking at our responses to ghosties on a couch. We have a interact button on our website where you can submit different questions, different stories to us, all these different things. Ghosts on the couch is all about advice. Somebody a while back, doesn't matter when, but Emily asked, I'm pregnant

0:23.1

with our third baby. I have a name picked out that I really like, but it would make his initials

0:28.1

WTF. That's kind of funny. Is it a big deal or nah? How crazy is that first name? I wonder.

0:34.7

Yeah, yeah. How good is it? How good is that first name?

0:39.3

She doesn't say if it's a boy or girl, but if it's a girl, you're good.

0:43.8

You think?

0:44.3

I think because, well, hopefully he's going to get married.

0:47.8

Oh, I see.

0:48.4

And then WTF goes to WTOH.

0:51.5

WTOH.

0:52.5

What if.

0:53.4

Dude.

1:27.6

W. W.T. W. W.T.H. W. W.T.H. We're the halls. Yeah. I think W.T.F. It's, I've heard, I've read, I think it was Wall Street Journal or maybe it was. How to win friends and influence people? How to win, Yeah, Stephen Covey. No, somebody said the F word's actually getting phased out. Like, people aren't doing it anymore. Yeah. People are kind of just like, hey, like it's like 75 hard. Like, you know, like alcohol's out. Like people are like, hey, we're abstaining from things. F words right on there. Yeah, I think F is out.

1:29.2

What's in?

1:30.2

R's in. R's in.

1:30.8

R is in.

1:31.2

Which one?

1:34.7

Roerbocker.

1:38.8

Ah, what the Roerbocker, dude?

1:45.3

Uh, uh, oh, ooh, I think this tight beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts And white, me too, then West best friends eating fast food on repeat.

1:48.8

So come along, let's have some fun and go ahead, get on your feet, because it's a Ghost

1:52.7

from a podcast.

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