510 - Chipotle Sink Water

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2026

⏱️ 86 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Brad's been sledding, Jake is sick, and Timon is back to singing this episode! Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Check out Cozy Earth and get 20% off site wide with this link: http://www.cozyearth.com/ghostrunners Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Let's talk about it.
0:00.9	I don't think I have.
0:01.6	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:02.2	All right.
0:02.7	You're in the woods by yourself.
0:04.6	How do you make fire?
0:06.6	You got to find dry sticks?
0:08.2	That's about all I knew.
0:09.8	I was like, all right.
0:10.4	The drier wood, the better.
0:12.8	Right.
0:13.3	And some leaves?
0:15.3	Leaves, I think, are probably like fire starters.
0:18.4	Leaves of three.
0:19.1	It's quick.
0:20.1	Let it burn.
0:38.1	Yeah. There's a rhyme for this. Yes. Yeah. You want to get rid of water if you can. Don't use water. Don't use water. Don't use water to put a grease fire. I know that. If you find some grease, that'd be help. If you find grease. That's, stuff will just throw water on it.
0:39.8	Right?
0:40.7	And you do want water. You find grease. That stuff will just throw water on it.
0:39.4	Right?
0:39.9	You do want water.
0:40.7	You're good.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Jake Triplett, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Jake Triplett and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.