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Ghostrunners

512 - Xavier Jernigan

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2026

⏱️ 91 minutes

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This episode is a blast... we dive into reality TV, close encounters with bears, and get an unexpected phone call from Scott! Check out Cozy Earth and get 20% off site wide with this link: http://www.cozyearth.com/ghostrunners Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

What is this name?

0:00.6

Like a Vikings backup or whatever.

0:02.5

What is that guy's name? The girls all know him. Like Rachel knows his name, which is problematic. Typical. What is that guy's name? He's a backup? Disney Prince, QB. Bathard? Maybe. Of course, that didn't. Vikings backup. Oh, Sam Hartman. Oh, no. I don't know. Look of what Sam Hartman looks like.

0:24.3

Whoa.

0:24.8

Yep. Yeah, that guy's beautiful. Yeah, that's exactly what you look like right now, bro. No, no, that's what I'm going. No, no, that's what you look like right now. Wow. I mean, every once in a while, it's like, hey, 5%.

0:37.5

Right?

0:38.9

Good looking guy.

0:39.6

If you're not 5%, you're 100% kind of thing.

0:42.1

It's like Sam Hartman. Good looking. You're rolling? Yeah. Is this the episode? Yeah, this is it. We're going. Sam Hartman. Who was it? Who told us? Was that Brayden Parsons? If you're 5% or all the way.

0:51.8

Yeah.

0:53.1

So I'm 5% for Sam.

0:54.5

Yeah, I will happily acknowledge that this guy is stunning.

0:58.3

My gosh. Yeah. 5% are all the way. Yeah. So I'm 5% for Sam.

0:54.6

Yeah, I will happily acknowledge that this guy is. My gosh. Stunning. Yeah, girls, let us know in the comments. Yeah. Is one of the only quarterbacks you know of named Sam Hartman, Sam Hartman and Tom Brady? Also, do you find the word is attractive is not the right word but like do you think that Jeff the winner of

1:13.8

beast games season one oh he's striking he's amazingly beautiful dude right look this guy up he's

1:20.8

striking he's he's a silver fox I don't know how old he is he's probably in his 50s his whole

1:25.3

face is silver but it's amazing how how beautiful this man is. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. What are you saying right now? Time to describe it. Just, it's hard to put into words. I got to say it. His personality matches it too. That's what's amazing. He's a sharp guy. He's a sharp guy. He's a serious guy. He looks at you into your soul. It's like, day.

1:44.3

This guy kind of looks like a silver version of the guy, Justin, who I met in Ohio, who like dated Miley Cyrus and he wouldn't. Really? So it's like, I understand why. Silver Miley Cyrus guy. Yeah, I had, I don't think I paused the episode, but I did, I did ask Catherine. And I was like, hey, am I wrong or is he like super good looking?

2:02.9

Like I don't.

2:03.8

Pausing would be problematic too, probably. Like I was like circling. Yeah, I was like screenshotting and like, you know, cropping. Zoom in. You don't need to enhance. Anyway. So Sam Hartman and Jeff from Benzsche. And Jeff. And you now. And yeah, the ghosties really enjoyed the, you know, sick, don't care, hair look last week. So we're just going to keep giving it to you guys. That's what you like. Yeah, it's good. I think you're a couple of, like, douses of water away from looking just like Sam Hartman, I think. Yeah. And you got to grow out a beard. Beard's going to be tougher. Have you, have you ever tried? There's been a couple like Christmas breaks where you really let yourself go. Uh-huh. And it's like, it still feels pretty, pretty sparse in the, uh, the mandible area. See, but look at Sam. He's got some, he's got some,

2:55.1

you know, deforestation in his forest. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, his, his, his,

2:59.6

his grass is splotchy. No one's noticing. Scrolling. Also, shout out to Andrew Shuddy.

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