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The Headgum Podcast

Headgum

Comedy, Geoffrey The Dumbass, Headgum Podcast, Movies, Tv, Jake And Amir, Tv & Film, Friends, Leisure, Headgum, Pop Culture, Geoffrey James, Games, Jake Hurwitz, Culture, Amir Blumenfeld

5 • 919 Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2021

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Amir, Danny, and Mike join Geoff to discuss Danny's move to LA, Michael Bay, and the joys of prostate play!

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:07.0	Previously on the headgum podcast.
0:10.0	Would you rather be magically fit no matter what you eat or how much you work out but have no sense of humor?
0:16.0	Or be like universally regarded as funny at whatever level you want, whether that's like you're a famous comedian or you're just kind of like the funny guy in the friend group but you're 300 pounds ripped
0:26.3	absolutely ripped and everyone can hate me I don't even have to not be funny I can be actively disliked as long as I have
0:32.3	fucking abs.
0:34.3	Next.
0:35.3	Next.
0:36.3	It's to be hot.
0:37.8	Okay.
0:38.8	Isn't the point of being hot to be like?
0:40.3	No, it's to be fucked.
0:42.4	Like, you will be fucked but in a different way pile Marika magically fit no
0:48.2	matter what no sense of humor or universally funny and like in in bad health I want to be like in bad health. I don't want to be like in bad health when you describe it that way.
0:57.6	Okay then let's say okay well I mean I just didn't I don't want a body shame at all
1:00.4	so that it's not that you're overweight it's just that you're in bad
1:03.4	health. I'd like to be healthy so. But being fit doesn't mean that you're
1:07.5	healthy. I'll be not funny. I want to change my answer. I want to be sick and hilarious.
1:16.5	Yeah, I don't think like anyone's going to take the I want to be sick.
1:20.3	Oh my God. What an option it is?
1:24.0	Fine.
1:25.0	Next question.
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