This is a headgum original.

Previously on the headgum podcast.

All right, my turn again. I used to keep Nicorette in my car, and when my friends would ask for a piece of gum, I'd give them nicotine addictions.

Huh.

This song is too long.

Do you guys have any more or do you want me to round them out?

What the hell is your problem?

What man?

What's wrong with what I said?

You gave your friends nicotine addictions.

Did any of them become addicted to cigarettes?

Huh?

Did any then get a cigarette addiction? addicted to cigarettes? Huh? Today?

Then get a cigarette addiction because of you?

Sometimes when I have some free time, I submit my resume and cover letter for jobs that I'm kind of

qualified for, get a job interview, do the job interview, get an offer, and then ghost the company If you can get into any building after

if you wear a janitorial outfit you can get into any building after hours.

I've robbed like 20 hedge funds.

I think he's just doing his half hour for us.

Yeah, where did you hold the tune?

Oh. That's tell me why by Neil Young.

Learn how to play it better.

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